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Massage parlor crackdown nets 20 arrests

A crackdown on massage parlors in Mesa has resulted in 20 prostitution charges and for hiring unlicensed therapists.

A task force of detectives around six police made the arrest of 127 inspections of these businesses since September in an effort to push back the growing number of massage establishments, many of which police have said are illegitimate.

In the effort to stop prostitution massage parlors will figure out later they need to make sure they only hire licensed therapists and not unlicensed therapists as these and other small fractions seems to be the key ingredient for busts to happen in the first place, this is a good way for the government to make some money in the process charging fees for small fractions.

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Massage Parlor News: Massage Parlor Busts

Another Asian Massage Parlor busted again three people in their 60's arrested. The place happened in South Brunswick, New Jersey, a small town the police found records, nearly $2,000 in cash and approximately $5,000 dollars worth of property, you have to ask yourself was it worth it to spend tax payers dollars to bust three old ladies who are trying to make it through life doing so called “Prostitution” and all they found was $2.000 dollars.

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Finding That Wet Dream You Had Last Night

Finding That Wet Dream You Had Last Night

The most common places to find a full service provider would be in local newspapers, adult publications, the Yellow Pages and adult entertainment service directories on the Internet.

Local Weekly Newspapers and Adult Publications

In the back of local papers is a section for adult classifieds. You've seen it. On Thursday of each week new editions come out on newsstands, 7-elevens, vending machines, liquor stores and adult bookstores.

These classifieds are broken down into different categories such as: massage, escorts, Exotic Dancers, strip clubs, alternative and personal.

Call-girls primarily advertise under escort and massage categories. Really good looking professional escorts usually do not put their photo in the paper. These ladies are discrete and do not want to be recognized outside of their profession. Who then are those beautiful looking models promising a great time in the back of the paper? Nobody you're going to meet!

The photo isn't of the scam artist escort who will show up at your door. The photo is of some model or some friend of the underhanded scam artist. When you call the contact number a phone operator with a sexy voice will do anything to convince you to make an appointment.

You're being set up! The "gorgeous lady" in the photo will turn out to be a fifty year old, saggy-titted old hag with a bodyguard named Magadana who smells like tuna fish. If you're "lucky," she will do a stupid dance for you after you've handed over the cash. If you're unlucky, she'll just leave with the money.

Don't get suckered!

If you contact a call-girl from the newspapers, ask her if she is the person in the picture. If she says she is, then politely tell her that you will not stay for the in-call appointment if she isn't, or if it is an out-call appointment, you will not allow her in! Also find out when the picture was taken. Marilyn Chambers looked a lot better when they were shooting "Behind the Green Door" than she does now!

Ask her if she has a driver. If she says that she does, find out if the guy will be hanging out with you two during the appointment. If she says he will, tell her that it would make you a lot more comfortable if he didn't. Tell her you've been ripped off before because of it. If she works for a scam agency this will let her know that you are on to her little game! She won't go through with the appointment and you will save money and time.


The Internet

The internet makes locating a call-girl as easy as lighting a cigarette. You just have to know where to click that mouse. There are a bunch of web sites that provide free access to hundreds of pictures of ladies offering different adult entertainment services. In-call, out-call massage, escorts, tantra, fetish, and exotic dancers are all on the net!

Most guys like the internet because it allows them to check out the photos of all those different call-girls. A lot of call-girls don't like to place their photos in a local newspaper. Local newspapers have become the bottom-feeding machines of the escort agency. A lot of call girls are afraid of being noticed by their friends and neighbors who read these newspapers. So, they will place their picture on the internet and black out their eyes! Somehow, these Einstein escorts think this will distract their friends or neighbors from the fact that it's them!

In any case, it has really changed the industry. Most respectable agencies and escorts advertise on the internet. There are scam artists, but because of review boards the scam artists are mostly left to the local papers.

Most call-girls prefer the clientele from the internet over that of the local paper. For some reason those who use the internet to find girls are middle to upper class gentleman who can afford a professional call-girl's price.

This of course does not mean that all the ads on the internet have authentic pictures of the providers. A lot of providers don't want to be recognized by friends and family, blacked out eyes or not, so they don't post their real pictures on the net.

A good way to find out if a photo is fake or not is to check to see if the photo is "verified" by the directory itself, or check the review boards.

As with the local papers, if you decide to make an appointment with a provider from the internet, ask her if she is the girl in the picture. Tell her that you won't stay for the appointment or that you will ask her to leave if she isn't the girl in the picture. Make this clear to her! Once again, ask her if the photo is recent, or if it's some thing from that Playboy try-out in 1965. If you like young girls, let her know what age you prefer.

Always let her know that you won't stay for the appointment, or you will make her leave, if she is not the girl in the picture! That is, unless you like those real ugly surprises.

Check the escort message boards for reviews and links to photos. Find out what other hobbyists have to say about the escort you are interested in.

Yellow Pages

The Yellow Pages has listings for escort agencies, massage agencies, and exotic dance agencies.

A number of escorts prefer to work with an agency. The agency takes care of the business logistics and advertising. They also have a regular client base which appeals to many escorts.


Escort Agency

You always need to be careful when dealing with an agency, but if you are seeking a full service escort, the escort agency is the way to go! If the fee is $150, be rest assured, that the fee only covers the agency fee and a sensual rubdown.

Try going with an agency that charges at least $250 to $300 and ask if the service is for a complete hour. The more the agency charges, the better the chances of getting a fine woman to show up. Ask if there is an additional agency charge or if you can just bring the agreed upon amount. This way you won't be surprised during the session.

Watch out for fly by night agencies! These ladies will promise the world and screw you like you were Bubba's bitch in jail! Always check out the escort message boards and ask for referrals.

If you find an honest professional agency, they will get to know you and you will get to know them. There is a huge advantage to this. When new escorts start with them, they can recommend providers that meet your specifications. You know they won't rip you off and there is very little chance that the escort is a police officer.

If you become a regular with a good agency, you will have sessions you only dreamed about!


Massage Agencies

The going rate for a sensual massage is $150-$180. The agency does not guarantee any other services other than the massage. If you're lucky you might get a real good hand-job, but anything else is going to cost you! She will expect at least an additional $100 and even up to $500. Be prepared to spend!

Just a little note. Providers from agencies are notorious for being late. If she's late, call the agency and find out if she is still coming or not.

Exotic Dance Agencies

The booking fee for an exotic dancer through an agency is usually between $150-$200. Exotic dancers usually travel with bodyguards. Most strippers don't provide a full service. But, hey, money talks!

From Locker Room to Love Nest Turn Your Place into a Sexual Sex Pad!!!

Now that your house looks livable, all you need are a few things to get her into that deed doing mood!

Light a few candles just before she arrives. Place a few in the living room, a couple in the bedroom and then dim the lights. Dim lights are always good.

Switch off the TV and put on your favorite CD. Strike that! Put on something that won't make her deaf, which probably eliminates everything in your collection. Go and buy a good jazz CD or classical, something that exudes confidence and ease.

A lot of providers have said that they do in-call because they like the sensual atmosphere. They enjoy candles and nice music. Hey, if she likes it, she'll do more to please you!

Just like anyone else, providers have bad days too. Just think how much she'll appreciate your clean, soothing love nest!

Avoid Getting Caught With Your Hand In The Cookie Jar-Think Like A Woman!

Hi, honey, how was work today?
Great! Got that promotion, finished that project, and had a great time with that hottie, Brandy! She gives unbelievable head! Did I ever tell you that, hon? What a rack on that babe! She raised her rates since last week, but, hey, for head like that what can you do?
That's exactly how your girlfriend or wife acts, right? They just love your adventure stories with escorts don't they?
I don't think so!
Hey, unless you've got a real open relationship with your old lady, you need to know a few things about not getting caught.

Women are naturally devious creatures. When they suspect a problem, they rarely come out and address it. Instead they lurk, spy, and secretly gather enough evidence for a case against you! Actions speak louder than words. If your behavior patterns are out of the ordinary, you can assume that you're already suspected.
Take Precautions!

Be attentive to what your old lady wants. You know, that fictional "good husband"? Be careful not to overdue it, though. Too much nice stuff automatically makes you a guilty man.
Stick to your normal actions. Any change in the normal pattern will clue her in to your hobby. If you spend every Sunday afternoon in front of the television, don't make that your time to hook up with the escort! She'll be on you like fly on shit!

Schedule your appointments with providers during your lunch hour or directly after work when you should be at the gym.

Don't be evasive when making excuses. Come up with a legitimate routine. Use normal stuff: you're trying to go to the gym on a regular basis. You volunteered for a special project at work. Every once in a while include her in events that she wouldn't find interesting and allow her to turn it down. She will think you really want to be with her.
Make sure your friends can provide an alibi, and make sure everyone is on the same page! If you have a designated cell phone for your hobby, make sure your friend has the number in case of an emergency. After your appointment, don't forget to contact him to make sure your significant other didn't call.

When scheduling an appointment with a provider, never use your cell phone or home telephone. If I need to tell you why, then you're already screwed! Come on! Use your brain, McFly!
Your old lady will definitely peruse your personal phone book, your pants pockets, your jacket pockets, anything and everything looking for those odd numbers. Hell, she's probably already doing it, your dumbass just doesn't know it.

Hey you're a guy, you don't think like that. What I'm saying is that you have to! Think like her. Be like her. You've got to know her moves before preventing an attack!
Do not call from your office or from the hotel. Always use a prepaid calling card or cell phone.
If you really like visiting providers, you might want to set up a private personal bank account that your lady doesn't know about. Use it as your monthly entertainment allowance. You could also get a personal credit card and have the bill sent to a private mailbox.
Do not spend a lot of time looking up porno pics on the internet! She will find out. If you are on that computer a lot, even if you are careful and get rid of all the evidence, she will still suspect you! Unless you use the computer for work or some other thing that can be explained, she will think you are looking at nude chicks! There is a program called Specter that records everything you do! If she's got it, you're screwed!
Don't let that happen to you!

Always empty your cache and never use your home or work e-mail. Set up a private e-mail account at www.private-access.com
This is how to empty your cache:

If you use Internet Explorer -a) go to the very top of the interface and you will see File, Edit, View, Favorites and Tools. Select the Tools option. b) Select the Internet Options. c) Go to temporary Internet Files and select Delete Files. d) A window will pop up-select OK. That will delete the evidence.

If you use Internet Explorer -a) go to the very top of the interface and you will see File, Edit, View, Favorites and Tools. Select the Tools option. b) Select the Internet Options. c) Go to temporary Internet Files and select Delete Files. d) A window will pop up-select OK. That will delete the evidence.

If you use Netscape-go to the very top of the interface . a) Select the edit function, then select Preferences. b) Select the + Advanced feature located at the bottom of all options d) Locate the-Advanced option and select Cache. e) You will then be presented with Clear Memory Cache and Clear Disc Cache-select both options which will clear your cache and then press OK.
Do not allow the provider to use baby oil, scented oils or anything that the old lady will smell. Women know what their men smell like!
While scheduling the appointment, ask the provider not to use perfume. If you can smell it, so can your lady!

If the provider has long nails, ask her not to scratch your back during intense moments.
Always discard all lubricants and condoms. Don't hold them in your pockets! Take a few minutes to check your clothing, pockets, and body for anything out of the ordinary
Never engage in unprotected sex. This includes oral sex. If she has a cold sore, throw up the red flag. It's herpes and if you catch it, your old lady will too! She doesn't deserve that.
Always pay with cash when renting a hotel room. Contact hotels that do not require a credit card.

Always, always discard of all of the ads you printed out! Get rid of provider phone numbers as well. In all cases be cautious. Always.