Finding That Wet Dream You Had Last Night
Finding That Wet Dream You Had Last Night
The most common places to find a full service provider would be in local newspapers, adult publications, the Yellow Pages and adult entertainment service directories on the Internet.
Local Weekly Newspapers and Adult Publications
In the back of local papers is a section for adult classifieds. You've seen it. On Thursday of each week new editions come out on newsstands, 7-elevens, vending machines, liquor stores and adult bookstores.
These classifieds are broken down into different categories such as: massage, escorts, Exotic Dancers, strip clubs, alternative and personal.
Call-girls primarily advertise under escort and massage categories. Really good looking professional escorts usually do not put their photo in the paper. These ladies are discrete and do not want to be recognized outside of their profession. Who then are those beautiful looking models promising a great time in the back of the paper? Nobody you're going to meet!
The photo isn't of the scam artist escort who will show up at your door. The photo is of some model or some friend of the underhanded scam artist. When you call the contact number a phone operator with a sexy voice will do anything to convince you to make an appointment.
You're being set up! The "gorgeous lady" in the photo will turn out to be a fifty year old, saggy-titted old hag with a bodyguard named Magadana who smells like tuna fish. If you're "lucky," she will do a stupid dance for you after you've handed over the cash. If you're unlucky, she'll just leave with the money.
Don't get suckered!
If you contact a call-girl from the newspapers, ask her if she is the person in the picture. If she says she is, then politely tell her that you will not stay for the in-call appointment if she isn't, or if it is an out-call appointment, you will not allow her in! Also find out when the picture was taken. Marilyn Chambers looked a lot better when they were shooting "Behind the Green Door" than she does now!
Ask her if she has a driver. If she says that she does, find out if the guy will be hanging out with you two during the appointment. If she says he will, tell her that it would make you a lot more comfortable if he didn't. Tell her you've been ripped off before because of it. If she works for a scam agency this will let her know that you are on to her little game! She won't go through with the appointment and you will save money and time.
The Internet
The internet makes locating a call-girl as easy as lighting a cigarette. You just have to know where to click that mouse. There are a bunch of web sites that provide free access to hundreds of pictures of ladies offering different adult entertainment services. In-call, out-call massage, escorts, tantra, fetish, and exotic dancers are all on the net!
Most guys like the internet because it allows them to check out the photos of all those different call-girls. A lot of call-girls don't like to place their photos in a local newspaper. Local newspapers have become the bottom-feeding machines of the escort agency. A lot of call girls are afraid of being noticed by their friends and neighbors who read these newspapers. So, they will place their picture on the internet and black out their eyes! Somehow, these Einstein escorts think this will distract their friends or neighbors from the fact that it's them!
In any case, it has really changed the industry. Most respectable agencies and escorts advertise on the internet. There are scam artists, but because of review boards the scam artists are mostly left to the local papers.
Most call-girls prefer the clientele from the internet over that of the local paper. For some reason those who use the internet to find girls are middle to upper class gentleman who can afford a professional call-girl's price.
This of course does not mean that all the ads on the internet have authentic pictures of the providers. A lot of providers don't want to be recognized by friends and family, blacked out eyes or not, so they don't post their real pictures on the net.
A good way to find out if a photo is fake or not is to check to see if the photo is "verified" by the directory itself, or check the review boards.
As with the local papers, if you decide to make an appointment with a provider from the internet, ask her if she is the girl in the picture. Tell her that you won't stay for the appointment or that you will ask her to leave if she isn't the girl in the picture. Make this clear to her! Once again, ask her if the photo is recent, or if it's some thing from that Playboy try-out in 1965. If you like young girls, let her know what age you prefer.
Always let her know that you won't stay for the appointment, or you will make her leave, if she is not the girl in the picture! That is, unless you like those real ugly surprises.
Check the escort message boards for reviews and links to photos. Find out what other hobbyists have to say about the escort you are interested in.
Yellow Pages
The Yellow Pages has listings for escort agencies, massage agencies, and exotic dance agencies.
A number of escorts prefer to work with an agency. The agency takes care of the business logistics and advertising. They also have a regular client base which appeals to many escorts.
Escort Agency
You always need to be careful when dealing with an agency, but if you are seeking a full service escort, the escort agency is the way to go! If the fee is $150, be rest assured, that the fee only covers the agency fee and a sensual rubdown.
Try going with an agency that charges at least $250 to $300 and ask if the service is for a complete hour. The more the agency charges, the better the chances of getting a fine woman to show up. Ask if there is an additional agency charge or if you can just bring the agreed upon amount. This way you won't be surprised during the session.
Watch out for fly by night agencies! These ladies will promise the world and screw you like you were Bubba's bitch in jail! Always check out the escort message boards and ask for referrals.
If you find an honest professional agency, they will get to know you and you will get to know them. There is a huge advantage to this. When new escorts start with them, they can recommend providers that meet your specifications. You know they won't rip you off and there is very little chance that the escort is a police officer.
If you become a regular with a good agency, you will have sessions you only dreamed about!
Massage Agencies
The going rate for a sensual massage is $150-$180. The agency does not guarantee any other services other than the massage. If you're lucky you might get a real good hand-job, but anything else is going to cost you! She will expect at least an additional $100 and even up to $500. Be prepared to spend!
Just a little note. Providers from agencies are notorious for being late. If she's late, call the agency and find out if she is still coming or not.
Exotic Dance Agencies
The booking fee for an exotic dancer through an agency is usually between $150-$200. Exotic dancers usually travel with bodyguards. Most strippers don't provide a full service. But, hey, money talks!
The most common places to find a full service provider would be in local newspapers, adult publications, the Yellow Pages and adult entertainment service directories on the Internet.
Local Weekly Newspapers and Adult Publications
In the back of local papers is a section for adult classifieds. You've seen it. On Thursday of each week new editions come out on newsstands, 7-elevens, vending machines, liquor stores and adult bookstores.
These classifieds are broken down into different categories such as: massage, escorts, Exotic Dancers, strip clubs, alternative and personal.
Call-girls primarily advertise under escort and massage categories. Really good looking professional escorts usually do not put their photo in the paper. These ladies are discrete and do not want to be recognized outside of their profession. Who then are those beautiful looking models promising a great time in the back of the paper? Nobody you're going to meet!
The photo isn't of the scam artist escort who will show up at your door. The photo is of some model or some friend of the underhanded scam artist. When you call the contact number a phone operator with a sexy voice will do anything to convince you to make an appointment.
You're being set up! The "gorgeous lady" in the photo will turn out to be a fifty year old, saggy-titted old hag with a bodyguard named Magadana who smells like tuna fish. If you're "lucky," she will do a stupid dance for you after you've handed over the cash. If you're unlucky, she'll just leave with the money.
Don't get suckered!
If you contact a call-girl from the newspapers, ask her if she is the person in the picture. If she says she is, then politely tell her that you will not stay for the in-call appointment if she isn't, or if it is an out-call appointment, you will not allow her in! Also find out when the picture was taken. Marilyn Chambers looked a lot better when they were shooting "Behind the Green Door" than she does now!
Ask her if she has a driver. If she says that she does, find out if the guy will be hanging out with you two during the appointment. If she says he will, tell her that it would make you a lot more comfortable if he didn't. Tell her you've been ripped off before because of it. If she works for a scam agency this will let her know that you are on to her little game! She won't go through with the appointment and you will save money and time.
The Internet
The internet makes locating a call-girl as easy as lighting a cigarette. You just have to know where to click that mouse. There are a bunch of web sites that provide free access to hundreds of pictures of ladies offering different adult entertainment services. In-call, out-call massage, escorts, tantra, fetish, and exotic dancers are all on the net!
Most guys like the internet because it allows them to check out the photos of all those different call-girls. A lot of call-girls don't like to place their photos in a local newspaper. Local newspapers have become the bottom-feeding machines of the escort agency. A lot of call girls are afraid of being noticed by their friends and neighbors who read these newspapers. So, they will place their picture on the internet and black out their eyes! Somehow, these Einstein escorts think this will distract their friends or neighbors from the fact that it's them!
In any case, it has really changed the industry. Most respectable agencies and escorts advertise on the internet. There are scam artists, but because of review boards the scam artists are mostly left to the local papers.
Most call-girls prefer the clientele from the internet over that of the local paper. For some reason those who use the internet to find girls are middle to upper class gentleman who can afford a professional call-girl's price.
This of course does not mean that all the ads on the internet have authentic pictures of the providers. A lot of providers don't want to be recognized by friends and family, blacked out eyes or not, so they don't post their real pictures on the net.
A good way to find out if a photo is fake or not is to check to see if the photo is "verified" by the directory itself, or check the review boards.
As with the local papers, if you decide to make an appointment with a provider from the internet, ask her if she is the girl in the picture. Tell her that you won't stay for the appointment or that you will ask her to leave if she isn't the girl in the picture. Make this clear to her! Once again, ask her if the photo is recent, or if it's some thing from that Playboy try-out in 1965. If you like young girls, let her know what age you prefer.
Always let her know that you won't stay for the appointment, or you will make her leave, if she is not the girl in the picture! That is, unless you like those real ugly surprises.
Check the escort message boards for reviews and links to photos. Find out what other hobbyists have to say about the escort you are interested in.
Yellow Pages
The Yellow Pages has listings for escort agencies, massage agencies, and exotic dance agencies.
A number of escorts prefer to work with an agency. The agency takes care of the business logistics and advertising. They also have a regular client base which appeals to many escorts.
Escort Agency
You always need to be careful when dealing with an agency, but if you are seeking a full service escort, the escort agency is the way to go! If the fee is $150, be rest assured, that the fee only covers the agency fee and a sensual rubdown.
Try going with an agency that charges at least $250 to $300 and ask if the service is for a complete hour. The more the agency charges, the better the chances of getting a fine woman to show up. Ask if there is an additional agency charge or if you can just bring the agreed upon amount. This way you won't be surprised during the session.
Watch out for fly by night agencies! These ladies will promise the world and screw you like you were Bubba's bitch in jail! Always check out the escort message boards and ask for referrals.
If you find an honest professional agency, they will get to know you and you will get to know them. There is a huge advantage to this. When new escorts start with them, they can recommend providers that meet your specifications. You know they won't rip you off and there is very little chance that the escort is a police officer.
If you become a regular with a good agency, you will have sessions you only dreamed about!
Massage Agencies
The going rate for a sensual massage is $150-$180. The agency does not guarantee any other services other than the massage. If you're lucky you might get a real good hand-job, but anything else is going to cost you! She will expect at least an additional $100 and even up to $500. Be prepared to spend!
Just a little note. Providers from agencies are notorious for being late. If she's late, call the agency and find out if she is still coming or not.
Exotic Dance Agencies
The booking fee for an exotic dancer through an agency is usually between $150-$200. Exotic dancers usually travel with bodyguards. Most strippers don't provide a full service. But, hey, money talks!
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