Increase Your Sex Appeal By Listening to Your Mother

Increase Your Sex Appeal By Listening to Your Mother

Use Common Sense

This is a true story...even if it wasn't it could happen to you!

It's the middle of the summer. Danny, a local salesman, has been on the road all day. To make things worse, his lactose intolerant ass has been blowing farts since the morning! He's had to make pit stops every three hours to relieve his large intestine.

He's got exactly fifteen minutes to get home and make his 8 o'clock appointment with that hot escort, Kay. He gets home, but the clock's ticking. So, he throws on the cheap cologne from his cousin, washes his mouth out with water and turns on the Laker game.

Kay arrives. They go to the bed. They get undressed. Danny tries to kiss her, but that garlic chicken he ate for lunch isn't doing her any favors! She's a good sport so she tries to kiss his salty neck, but it's too much for her. Still, she's a professional. She goes down his chest and tries not to gag at his over bearing B.O!

This is too much for Kay. She figures she'll blow him and then the bad dream will come to an end. She gets to his balls and...what the hell was she thinking!!! If the B.O. from his chest was bad, what...the B.O. from his balls would be better!?

She curses her own stupidity! The crap emanating from his balls would kill the stuff coming from the rest of his body! Danny's just plain funky!

Even with all that she's a professional. So, she puts on a condom, blows him a couple times, grabs the lube, hops on top, makes like a rabbit, hops off, puts on her clothes, says, "Thanks, I had a great time!" and counts her money while walking to the car.

Danny is stuck looking at his hand, thinking, "I could have gotten ten extra minutes out of Rosie!"

Have you ever had sex after a long day at work? If you have, the girl is either very understanding, or she was sucking on a Marlboro and taking shots of tequila during the whole thing!

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